Chany's sis wedding

Mazel Tov Deena

117 to go!!!

Near far.... Wherever you are...

Every day in my thoughts,
I miss you, where are you,
Fun times, oh where have you gone.

Way back to pre school
Elementary and hi-school
Graduation and now we've gone on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that our friendships go on
Ever more, together forsure
Let's all stay young at heart
And our memories go on and on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that our friendships go on
United once more, on the dance floor
As a new life does start
Let our memories live on and on

When you're near, laughter i hear
And I know good times will live on
We'll stay, forever this way
And we're safe though apart
And our friendships go on and on.

Composed at 3:30 am EST. Cincinnati Ohio 45237. Rabbi Scott's kitchen, in the middle of the niiiiight, when i'm waiting for some sleeeeeepppp. High BAC level. Red eye flight to bed!
~ Hearts a wink and a Shmeichel :)

Yaffa's wedding

Rivky's sis wedding

Purim in Cincinnati. I know prety lame picture. Well this is gonna be here until you guys all email me Purim pix and until I sourt thru mine and find one appropriate to post. :P

One Flaw In Women

By the time the Lord made women,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime…
An angel appeared and said,
“Why are you spending so much time on this one?”
And the Lord answered, “Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
Have over 200 moveable parts, all replaceable
And able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
Have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
Have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a
Broken heart
And she will do everything
With only two hands.”

The angel was astounded at the requirements
‘Only two hands!? No way!
And that’s just on the standard model?
That’s too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish.”

“But I won’t,” the Lord protested.
“I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick.
AND can work 18 hour days.”

The angel moved closer and touched the women.
“But you have made her so soft, Lord.”

“She is soft,” the Lord agreed,
“but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.”

“Will she be able to think?” asked the angel.

The Lord replied,
“Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate.”

The angel then noticed something,
and reached out, touched the woman’s cheek,
“Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.”

“That’s not a leak,”
the Lord corrected,
“That’s a tear!”
“What’s the tear for?” the angel asked.

The Lord said, “The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
Her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
Her loneliness, her grief, and her pride.”
The angel was impressed.
“You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing.”

And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
But they hold happiness,
Love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
And laugh when they are nervous
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don’t take “no” for an answer
When they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
And cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
A birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
Yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
Can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They’ll drive, fly, walk, run or email you
To show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAWY IN WOMEN,
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

There is a time for everything,

a season for every activity under heaven.

A time to beborn and a time to die.

Atime to plant and a time to harvest.

A time to kill anda time to heal.

A time to tear down and a time to rebuild.

A time to cry and a time to laugh.

A time to grieve and a time to dance.

A time to scatter stones and a time to gather stones.

A time to embrace and a time to turn away.

A time to search and a time to lose.

A time to keep and a time to throw away.

A time to tear and a time to mend.

A time to be quiet and a time to speak up.

A time to love and a time to hate.

A time for war and a time for peace.

You have the power to chose how to spend your time.
Time is precious. Don't let it pass you by.

Every moment that is not spent wisely is a moment wasted.

Don't waste a moment- you can never get it back.
Count every moment and make every moment count!

May this be your time to laugh, embrace & receive personal peace!

When I born, I black.
When I grow up, I black.
When I go in sun, I black.
When I cold, I black.
When I scared, I black.
When I sick, I black.
And when I die, I still black.

You white folks......

When you born, you pink.
When you grow up, you white .
When you go in sun, you red .
When you cold, you blue.
When you scared, you yellow.
When you sick, you green.
When you bruised, you purple.
And when you die, you gray.
So who you calling's colored ?

Every single person- MUST- and i repeat MUST take a picture of themselfs on Purim and email it to me! It doesn't have to be just you alone- you can be with your uncle, cousin, friends, brother, sister, neice, nephew, grandchild, mom, dad, dog, cat- WHOEVER. Just make sure you email it to me!

And remember- there's no such thing as being too old to dress up! :)
Thanking you in advance
Tiskui L'mitzvot
~The Managment

Shay this is for you!

We had a fish cooking class and we had someone come and teach how to make sushi- that's mine!

Can you just eat that off the screen or what?!?

In the car wash

Agreed- kinda random- but I was in the carwash and figured i'd take a picture. I was kinda tempted to open my window- just for the fun of it! I'll think of some really intellegent article that has some connection to a car wash- like cleaning out your brain etc. and i'll post it! :)

Ponder Points
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say,"See that chicken there?
I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,
but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made fromvegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "pennyfor your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you wereburied in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it wouldbe a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in

binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty forMiss America?

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press Ctrl Alt Delete and start all over?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have startedwith something called labor!

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.