Happily Ever After

Beis Rivkah Graduates of 2004

Monday, March 13, 2006

One Flaw In Women

By the time the Lord made women,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime…
An angel appeared and said,
“Why are you spending so much time on this one?”
And the Lord answered, “Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
Have over 200 moveable parts, all replaceable
And able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
Have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
Have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a
Broken heart
And she will do everything
With only two hands.”

The angel was astounded at the requirements
‘Only two hands!? No way!
And that’s just on the standard model?
That’s too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish.”

“But I won’t,” the Lord protested.
“I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick.
AND can work 18 hour days.”

The angel moved closer and touched the women.
“But you have made her so soft, Lord.”

“She is soft,” the Lord agreed,
“but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.”

“Will she be able to think?” asked the angel.

The Lord replied,
“Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate.”

The angel then noticed something,
and reached out, touched the woman’s cheek,
“Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.”

“That’s not a leak,”
the Lord corrected,
“That’s a tear!”
“What’s the tear for?” the angel asked.

The Lord said, “The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
Her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
Her loneliness, her grief, and her pride.”
The angel was impressed.
“You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing.”

And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
But they hold happiness,
Love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
And laugh when they are nervous
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don’t take “no” for an answer
When they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
And cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
A birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
Yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
Can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They’ll drive, fly, walk, run or email you
To show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAWY IN WOMEN,
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

14 Comments:

  • At 10:28 AM, Blogger CET said…

    Long, but let me tell ya it's worth reading.
    Though you should grab a box of kleenex b/4 you begin!

     
  • At 12:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    A BOX OF KLEENEX!!!!! how bout a case???? This is the best one u'v posted yet!!!and couldnt be more correct!!!it should be mandatory for every mom to read this, and enjoy!!!!

     
  • At 1:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    awwwww..how sweet :)

     
  • At 3:00 PM, Blogger CET said…

    Yup a case would work too!
    I think it is amazing.

     
  • At 8:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    where did you get it from? there never is an author to all these similar style peices (forwarded ignored emails but yeah)anyways, i read it and agree with it. this characterizes a woman correctly. any girl who feels she is slighted by male chauvinists should remember her place.

     
  • At 10:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    hey chan, that was beautiful
    and thanx for the letter! just so u know we thought the peanuts were anthrax so i made my mother open it....

     
  • At 11:39 AM, Blogger CET said…

    Anthrax???? Why would you make your mom open it if it were anthrax? and what part of that looked like anthrax may i ask. I thought the bags were adorable- so tiny!

     
  • At 2:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    HELLO! where did you find the dislcaimer that you posted? i absolutely LOVE it!
    tell me where!

     
  • At 8:01 PM, Blogger CET said…

    I told you already- it was made up it was not taken from anywhere!

     
  • At 1:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    i've seen it somewhere else, on another blog possibly?

    you didn't make it up, tell me who did.

     
  • At 1:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    To anon... BUG OFF!!!! If u LOVED the disclaimer wots the the diff where it came from, if in fact it did, even tho u were told it didnt, just enjoy it, and quit asking so many shailos!!!!

     
  • At 9:04 AM, Blogger CET said…

    I told you it didn't come from anywhere. If indeed you did see it somewhere else- which i quite highly doubt then i dunno i guess 2 writers can have the same train of thought.
    and why is it so important where it's from (if it were from somewhere) if you like it-gr8!
    Is that my final answer??? YES! that is my final answer

     
  • At 2:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    DITTO's to that peanut!!!! u go girl ;)

     
  • At 2:09 PM, Blogger CET said…

    Um yeh sure thing. identity hider.

     

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