Ponder Points
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say,"See that chicken there?
I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,
but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made fromvegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "pennyfor your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you wereburied in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it wouldbe a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in

binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty forMiss America?

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press Ctrl Alt Delete and start all over?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have startedwith something called labor!

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.