THIS POST IS DEDICATED DIRECTLY TO CHUM BUM. SAFE TRIP TO E/O ELSE WHO IS FLYING OR DRIVING OR TAKING A BOAT OR TRAIN OR WTVR. OTHER FORM OF TRANSPORTATION.

Chum please travel safetly and make sure to take all your appropriate gear to make this trip an extremely safe and succesful one. Don't come to the airport too early- sometimes there are scary looking people in the airport and you may be afraid to fly.

Make sure to bring a chitas, tzedaka, pushkah, siddur, chumash, machzor, daf yomi, hayom yom, kitzur shulchan aruch, tanya, siddur, Navi, Yirmiyahu, yishayahu, baba basra, advil, tylonol, asprin, motrin, sleeping pills, dramamine, tylonol pm, a water bottle, flat coke (for stomach sickness), your favorite teddy bear, a blanket, pillow, change of clothes, crackers and rice cakes- nothing gooey or a/t that'll hurt your little tummy, flash light (incase the plane is too dark), barf bag, extra bag to put your barf bag in after you use it, extra bag to put the extra bag from the barf bag in- I think after that you'll be prety good to go.

And if anything happens just make sure you put on your oxygen mask before you put one on your teddy bear! And that button at the side of your seat is not to recline your seat- DON'T FORGET!- be really cautious when moving your hand next to that- if you press it your seat will fall out of the bottom of the plane. Don't talk to strangers. If anyone starts talking to you, immedietly press the button with the little lady on it that is ontop of your head and she'll come help you. Listen to the flight attendant, don't press the button too many times b/c she may get upset, and you don't wanna know what happens when you annoy a flight attendant.... If you are scared to fly in the dark it is ok for you to leave your light on.

Make sure to keep your seatbelt securely fastened until the captain turns off the seatbelt sign. Even when the sign is off you should still stay seated- it minimizes the chance of turbulance.

There is absolutely no smoking in the lavortory- don't be scared to flush the toilet, yes, it makes a loud noise! Just hold your ears and say a little prayer. It's not worth having an accident over- and if you know ahead of time that you will be afraid to flush just bring a change of clothing. Or just don't drink a lot of water- you can drink your coke instead.
Do not make too much noise- there may be passengers on your flight who are on a connecting international flight.
Make sure to read the safety manual from the pocket infront of you so you know how to use the exit slide incase you land in the water. The seat can be used as a flotation devise- don't worry.
Most importantly use caution when opening overhead compartments- items may have shifted during the flight.

You have nothing to worry about- it's all going to be good!

Oh, one last thing- sometimes people hijack planes- but don't worry it's kinda rare.
Safe trip!