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Sunday, January 01, 2006

Mathamatical Equation

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
andK-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 %
But,A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 %
And,B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 %
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit that will put you over the top!

3 Comments:

  • At 8:04 PM, Blogger CET said…

    Sorry bout the nisht tzu shaine word at the end but it was cute so yeah!

     
  • At 7:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    or u can say that getting a 103
    is bs:)

     
  • At 11:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    GOOD ONE!

     

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